Here I am!
Let me introduce myself; my name is Va j-j Visor®, Women’s Protection Made Wiser™. I am the first of my kind in protecting a woman’s Va j-j; I am unique, I am special and I am necessary!
I was invented to protect a woman’s Va j-j… that’s right to PROTECT WOMEN’S VA J-J’s. From what you ask? Well…from all the evils lurking about ready to pounce on women’s Va j-js all over the world. I will do whatever it takes to insure your Va j-j is protected and your modesty issues are “covered”.
And what a daunting job!!!
Do you know how much danger women expose their Va j-j’s to every day?
- They put hot wax near their Va j-j!
- They use razors near their Va j-j!
- They put hair melting and coloring creams near their Va j-j!
- They color their hair “down there”!
- They tan their Va j-j!
- They even pierce and tattoo near their Va j-j!
They do all this and do nothing to protect their Va j-j. That’s where I come in….
All you have to do is…Correctly place me over your Va j-j and I’ll do the rest!
- Protect you from nicks and cuts while shaving
- Protect you from UV rays and labia darkening while tanning (keep it pink ladies!)
- Protect you from hot waxes during bikini hair removal
- Protect you hygienically while you try on intimate apparel or bathing suits
- Protect you during tattooing or piercings “down there”
- Protect you from burning when using depilatory creams, hair color and during laser or electrolysis procedures
As you can see I am very useful. A must have. I belong in every woman’s shower, hand bag, gym bag, makeup bag and overnight bag.
I am a revolutionary new invention. AND if I do say so myself I am pretty AMAZING!!!!
Thank you for reading my story ...and don’t forget to tell all your friends about me ?
Va j-j Visor
Va j-j Visor
SCI (Super Cool Invention)